Ruby Radiance
Mostly procrastinating, as I don't want to rebuild the entire Inventory system to incorporate different "types" of items (weapons, armour, equipable, etc). I've got "usable", which only works for Consumable items.
Player has a Generic Inventory, but I'd like a set of Slots (Helm, Body, 2 Hands, etc) that only accept certain types
Any suggestions?
#gamedev #rpg #godot #roguelike #gdscript #rougelight #godotengine

Tilda + СБИС Presto: пишем интеграцию на Python, когда готового решения не существует
Клиент пришёл с простой задачей: заказы с сайта на Tilda должны автоматически попадать в СБИС Presto. Казалось бы, популярные инструменты — должно быть готовое решение. Его не оказалось. Написали свой сервис месяц в продакшене, всё работает. Рассказываем как — с кодом, граблями и объяснением неочевидных мест в документации СБИС. Стек: Python, FastAPI, Pydantic, httpx, cachetools.
https://habr.com/ru/articles/1030324/
#python #fastapi #сбис #tilda #webhook #интеграция #pydantic #httpx #presto
🔴 Le passé a construit le présent, et peut-être l'avenir surprise ? ✅
https://a7productions.blogspot.com/p/7-radio-100-mix.html
#World #Travel #Voyages #France #Photography #Music #Media #Live #Podcast #A7Radio #Radio #Streaming #Webradio #Social #Motivation #pixelfed

If and when other successful instances stand up then they can grow the interoperable user base. Hopefully with a result similar to #Mastodon or #Lemmy . Or #SubReddits I guess.
⚡ NEWS
Germany Prepares for Potential US Troop Reduction Amid Trump-Merz Dispute
Germany states it is prepared for a potential reduction in US troops stationed there, following threats by President Donald Trump. The dispute involves tensions between Trump and Chancellor Friedrich Merz regarding the ongoing war in Iran.
📰 https://www.france24.com/en/germany-says-prepared-for-any-us-troop-reduction
#Iran #USA #Military #Diplomacy #Geopolitics #GeoWire
🔴 BREAKING
Senate Blocks Resolution to Halt Trump's War in Iran
The Republican-led Senate rejected a Democratic war powers resolution aimed at limiting Donald Trump's military conflict in Iran. The vote was 47-50, with only two Republicans supporting the measure as a 60-day deadline for congressional authorization approaches.
📰 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/30/senate-republicans-block-trump-iran-war-halt
#Iran #USA #Military #Diplomacy #Geopolitics #GeoWire
‘Scrubs’ Revival Renewed at ABC, ‘Shifting Gears’ Renewed for Season 3
ABC has renewed both its revival of “Scrubs” and the multi-cam comedy “Shifting Gears,” Variety has learned. This…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Entertainment #ABC #scrubs #ShiftingGears
https://www.newsbeep.com/us/615850/

Scientists restore memory by blocking a single Alzheimer’s protein
Alzheimer’s disease is often described in numbers, with millions of people affected, cases rising quickly, and costs reaching…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Health #Diabetes;DiseasesandConditions;DietandWeightLoss;ImmuneSystem;Dementia;Alzheimer's;EducationalPsychology;ConsumerBehavior
https://www.newsbeep.com/us/615849/

Duke to play UConn, Michigan, Gonzaga next season in new TV deal with Amazon
Duke coach Jon Scheyer is finding new and inventive ways to uplift college basketball’s…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Sports #CaydenBoozer #collegebasketball #ConnecticutHuskies #dukeamazontvdeal #Dukebasketball #dukebasketballschedule2026-27 #DukeBlueDevils #dukenonconferencegames2026-27 #gonzaga #GonzagaBulldogs #Michigan #MichiganWolverines #uconn
https://www.newsbeep.com/us/615847/

Key inflation gauge jumps to highest level in 3 years as Iran war spikes gas prices
WASHINGTON (AP) — A key inflation measure jumped in March as gas prices soared, the latest sign that…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Economy #Business
https://www.newsbeep.com/us/615845/

13 States That Don’t Tax Retirement Income
One of the more important decisions someone makes as they near retirement is where to retire. Of course,…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Personalfinance #Business #PersonalFinance
https://www.newsbeep.com/us/615843/

Logistics start-up Shiprazor pulls in R44-million seed round
Cape Town-based e-commerce logistics start-up Shiprazor has raised US$2.65-million (about R44.6-million) in a seed round led by pan-African…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Entrepreneurship #Business #NiveshPather #Norrsken22 #SahilAffriya #Shiprazor #WooCommerce
https://www.newsbeep.com/us/615841/

Stricter cellphone rules are coming to Seattle Public Schools
Starting next Monday, Seattle Public Schools will implement its first district-wide cellphone-use policies for students. While many individual…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Mobile #Technology
https://www.newsbeep.com/us/615839/

Age Of Dinosaurs Is An Immersive Expedition Done Right
Age of Dinosaurs is the kind of location-based VR experience worth buying a ticket for, even if you…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Virtualreality #Technology #VirtualReality #VR
https://www.newsbeep.com/us/615837/

⚡ NEWS
Trump Announces Tennessee Redistricting Following Voting Rights Act Ruling
President Trump announced that Tennessee will proceed with redistricting following a court ruling that weakened the Voting Rights Act. The decision opens the door for more states to redraw electoral maps, potentially diluting the voting power of...
AI outperforms doctors in Harvard trial of emergency triage diagnoses | AI (artificial intelligence)
From George Clooney in ER to Noah Wyle in The Pitt, emergency department doctors have long been popular…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Artificialintelligence #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #Technology
https://www.newsbeep.com/us/615835/

Houston’s plastic isn’t really recycled. It’s burned.
Reports that the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency is reconsidering how it regulates so-called “chemical recycling” should set off…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Environment #Science
https://www.newsbeep.com/us/615833/


Just another Thursday watching videos on the perfectly functional YouTube. Remind me again how to like and subscribe?

Fed’s key inflation gauge hits 3.5% as Iran war pushes up gas prices~
/1
#USA #USeconomy #economics #inflation #prices #FuelPrices #GasPrices
https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/30/economy/us-pce-fed-inflation-spending-march
To be honest been going through a very hard time. I need to consult my doctor coz I don’t think my mental health is in a stable place right now.
The main thing I need support with is for the boat ticket (roundtrip) so I can get to Metro Central Vis. to see my doctor & ask what should I do. I know it’s too much for me to ask but I have & need to😢🙏 Its what the SafePlan is.
Thank you for taking the time to listen and understand.
See my Pinnedpost pls🫂
Germany's Sovereign Tech Agency opened applications Wednesday for the Sovereign Tech Standards network. Up to ten open-source maintainers will receive EUR 4,800 to 5,200 a month. Roughly ten hours a week of IETF, W3C, and ISO work. Mid-June 2026 through June 2027. Standards work was unfunded time on top of paid maintenance. I have watched maintainers I respect burn out on exactly this. A government line item priced ten of those positions.
#OpenSource #FOSS #FreeSoftware
#Shotcut 26.4 Open-Source Video Editor Adds Vulkan GPU Support to Speech to Text on #Linux, 10-Bit VP9 MP4 (E-AC-3) and 10-Bit VP9 WebM (Opus) Export Presets https://9to5linux.com/shotcut-26-4-video-editor-adds-vulkan-gpu-to-speech-to-text-on-linux

»Führt der russische Geheimdienst eine Akte über US-Präsident Donald Trump? Welchen Stellenwert nehmen Russlands Interessen in der amerikanischen Außenpolitik ein? Gibt es eine Verbindung?«
https://leanderwattig.com/dokuliebe/2026/die-akte-trump-praesident-im-schatten-des-kreml-zdf-doku-ueber-donald-trump-und-russland/ #trump #usa #rußland
TikTok has launched a new Campus Hub featuring college group chats and personalised feeds designed to help students stay connected with their campus communities, even while away for the summer. The hub builds on last year's campus verification feature and is available across more than 6,000 universities. https://techcrunch.com/2026/04/30/tiktoks-new-campus-hub-features-college-group-chats-and-feeds/ #Media #SocialMedia #ShortFormVideo
System einrichten und verwalten
UEFI Update
https://forum.ubuntuusers.de/topic/uefi-update/
30.04.2026 um 22:09 Uhr
#ubuntuusers #forumuu #linux #opensource #fragenistmenschlich #Konfiguration #einrichten #Benutzerverwaltung
🐧 Actu logiciel libre du 30/04/2026
• Linux Mint’s new HWE ISOs improve hardware support
[OMG! Ubuntu] https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2026/04/linux-mint-hwe-isos-announced
#LogicielLibre #OpenSource #Libre
💬 U.S. General Dan Caine, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, confirmed in an April 30 congressional hearing that #Russia is supporting #Iran in the current war with the United States.
https://kyivindependent.com/american-general-confirms-russia-aiding-iran-in-war-against-us/
I didn’t know that this was even possible: A #Python package was compromised by #malware. The @pypi package #lightning versions 2.6.2 and 2.6.3 reportedly executed credential-stealing code on import:
🌍 https://semgrep.dev/blog/2026/malicious-dependency-in-pytorch-lightning-used-for-ai-training
What does this mean for all other Python packages? Do we need package #virus scanners now?
#PyPI #CyberSecurity #DataScience #OpenSource #ShaiHulud #PyTorch

RFC 4893 defining a 4-octet Autonomous System number space for the Border Gateway Protocol or BGP was published in May 2007 https://cromwell-intl.com/networking/routing.html?s=mb #IPnetworking #OpenSource #Linux
Looking at some differences in how Claude and Gemini "tidy" up some #Python code: https://blog.davep.org/2026/04/30/a-different-approach.html
#ai #agent #copilot #claude #google #gemini
📰 Relatie VS en Duitsland bekoelt, Trump zinspeelt op afbouw troepen
https://nieuwsjunkies.nl/artikel/1DY9
🕙 22:07 | NOS Nieuws
🔸 #Merz #Trump #Bondskanselier #Duitsland #USA
C'est marrant ça. Nous, les libristes puristes, on se prend du déshonneurs par association parce que des connards s'amusent à se déclarer « libristes puristes » tout en faisant chier autour de #peertube ou autre.
Ça me rappelle l'époque où des gens se disaient « geek » parce qu'équipés d'un iPhone, un iMac et un iPad connectés par iTunues.
Merci de ne pas vrillé, chers ami-e-s, et de ne pas confondre les cons avec les puristes.
Subnautica 2 стартує в ранньому доступі 14 травня — представлено ефектний трейлер підводного симулятора виживання #technology #it #opensource #freeinternet' - https://gagadget.com/uk/707636-subnautica-2-startuie-v-rannomu-dostupi-14-travnia-predstavleno-efektnii-treiler-pidvodnogo-simuliatora-vizhivannia/
8000 дронів Octopus для Сил оборони. Міноборони уклало контракти з чотирма виробниками #technology #it #opensource #freeinternet - https://dou.ua/lenta/news/8000-octopus-for-army/
La inteligencia artificial irrumpe con despidos en el mercado de trabajo con muchas dudas sobre su impacto real

Continuing Dungeon Gals! https://twitch.tv/rejax
#twitch #stream #vtuber #furry #yinglet
Alright #RaspberryPi folks. How can I eliminate password prompts?! Open Chromium: enter password to restore tabs. Open settings: Password. I worked with AI on it but it couldn’t figure it out. #pi #linux #tech #technology
My HTTP lib needed an extensive mod. 🙈
While adding an API function for zipped exports, I wondered how my message class would handle huge archives, buffering everything. Furthermore zipfile, like many other standard modules, is non-asyncio.
So I had to design async IO stream classes with a file-like non-async interface and ability to concat.
Instead of buffering entire HTTP messages I can now partially read/write their contents, transcode them and pass them to zipfile et al. 🙂
anybody know a mastodon/fedi web client (maybe like #brutaldon or similar), ideally one where you can add custom CSS?
#askFedi #css #mastodon #fedi
Dreame wants to bring its tech to your home, garden, and everywhere else in your life
Dreame took over the Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco for Dreame NEXT where it unveiled a whole bunch of new tech.
https://www.androidauthority.com/dreame-next-2026-3662590/
#Tech #Technology #TechNews #AI #Gadgets #Software #Cybersecurity #Apple #Google #Microsoft #Startup #OpenSource #AndroidAuthority [Android Authority]
Chasing space dragon in day #423 of #Godot games using #GodotSteam! Today is Takara Cards by Post Mortem Pixels! Collect your cards and head into the cosmos in this tactical RPG deckbuilding game packed with features and impactful decisions. Out now!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1932210/Takara_Cards/
Hackaday: Five Different Styles of Cardboard Hinges
https://hackaday.com/2026/04/30/five-different-styles-of-cardboard-hinges/
#linux #opensource #tech
Shipped a couple of updates to Analytodon this month!
Big one: Hashtag analytics
Hashtags are basically the entire discovery layer, so knowing which hashtags work matters more here than on other platforms IMO.
Also added custom date ranges and a better weekly email.
I also improved how the backend fetches data from instances. Analytodon can now process significantly more accounts in the same time window.
It's free and open source: @analytodon
#BuildInPublic #Mastodon #OpenSource
ZARK just shipped 🚢 ZFS Noah's Ark for Ubuntu. Full bare-metal recovery for systems with full-disk encryption.
Two commands:
- sudo ./zark backup for incremental encrypted backup via raw zfs send.
- sudo ./zark recover for full bare-metal restore from a live USB
Portable Python, zero install. Apache 2.0. Would love feedback: especially from anyone near Canonical's storage / installer / Secure Boot teams.
👉 https://github.com/juanmitaboada/zark
#ZFS #Ubuntu #Canonical #Linux #DisasterRecovery #OpenSource
https://www.wacoca.com/2108499/ ピック率1位!?マギーのコツは? #APEX #ヘムロック #マギー ##ギブ・奈月・マーガレット #apex #FPS #GibuNatsukiMāgaretto #Maggy #MargaretGibb #NatsukiMargaretGibb #twitch #エーペックス #マギー #マギーMaggy #マッドマギー

RE: https://mstdn.social/@dalfen/116495342262848778
Say what now? I thought this whole military "excursion" thing was all about Iran not having a nuclear weapon...
(hmm)
#USpol #USA #Iran #trump #MyThoughts 🍟
#Twitch Stream is #GoingLive!
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
#MothTuber #VTuber #Furry #Moth #GameDev #LGBTQIA #TheLegendOfZelda #TearsOfTheKingdom

@MakersHour and also: switch to #Mastodon and #Signal #digitalsovereignty #makershour
A love note to a flaccid, complacent and complicit media hellscape manufactured for the business of hate and the illusion of choice. The neighbours will love joining your sonic resistance*.
C2 - fourth estate medicate
https://makertube.net/w/95bVxhoBdDHaUq74DpWptU
stomp in solidarity
https://music.control.org/pentalogy/
#industrial #ebm #powernoise #dance #electronicmusic #music #musicvideos #fediMusic #peertube #faircamp
*probably?
1) Where will that money come from?
2) How is that sustainable?
3) How can this bypass Congress, even at the lower income level?
4) Does this dis-incentivize work and/or making more money (I thought Republicans didn't like that)?
LWN: [$] Restartable sequences, TCMalloc, and Hyrum's Law
https://lwn.net/Articles/1070072/
#linux #opensource #tech
RE: https://mstdn.social/@dalfen/116495185731442204
And the federal government will supposedly match the contributions of low-income individuals (per what one of Trump's aides standing next to him said during the Q&A session after Trump's EO & declaration signings, who also referenced that Congress would need to act for contribution matching for those making over $35,000/yr).
Anyway, we now have a button for the #EVi editor, our anti-AI fork of VIm, that you can use on pages created with EVi which was made and submitted by Hazel! (Check out their site @ https://hazelthats.me)
https://codeberg.org/evi-editor/evi-assets/raw/branch/main/image/88x31.gif
You can find EVi on #Codeberg if you want to try it out: https://codeberg.org/evi-editor/evi
#VIm #Vi #Tech #Technology #Linux #UNIX #OpenSource #TextEditor #AntiAI #FuckAI #NoAI

#Grml 2026.04 #Linux Distro Is Out with Linux Kernel 6.19, Based on #Debian Forky/Testing https://9to5linux.com/grml-2026-04-linux-distro-is-out-with-linux-kernel-6-19-based-on-debian-14-forky

Bei mir hat die Schweiz mindestens eine Aura von -1000.
#Schweiz #Aura #Ableismus #Behindertenfeindlichkeit #IV #EL
Americans,
It has been 303 weeks since Donald Trump said his healthcare plan would be released in “two weeks.”
or 2,121 days.
Two thousand, one hundred and twenty-one days since this fraud to the American people.
Good little video- #Trump has himself in a bind.
"Iran War briefing day 62: Has Trump run out of viable options for 'victory'?
Military analyst Sean Bell analyses Donald Trump's options of negotiating, recommencing combat or walking away from the war with Iran."
#Ukraine #News #Politics #Nato #War #ww3 #Weapons #Drones #Military #Russia #USA #Escalation #Europe #EU #Iran #Israel #Houthi #PersianGulf #GCC #Humiliation #OilShock #Inflation #Economics #Hezbollah
GodotPrompter v1.5.0 is out! The open-source agentic skills framework for Godot 4.
What's new:
2 new agents:
→ godot-shader-author for canvas_item, spatial, particles & Compositor shaders
→ godot-performance-profiler for profiler-driven bottleneck diagnosis
All 44 skills updated for Godot 4.5 & 4.6.
https://github.com/jame581/GodotPrompter
#Godot #GameDev #GDScript #OpenSource #claude #AI #GitHubCopilot #gemini
🐧 Linux Mint release new ISO images for improved hardware support
Linux Mint’s switch to a longer development cycle, the next major release is due at Christmas, will have a knock on effect for anyone trying to install the distro on hardware that requires a new ke...
📰 Source: OMG! Ubuntu
🔗 Link: https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2026/04/linux-mint-hwe-isos-announced
#NintendoSwitch #Linux #OpenSource
Kristof Zerbe says: I love Bubbles. https://kiko.io/post/I-Love-Bubbles/ #bubbles #fediverse #IndieWeb
It's worth checking out as a place to find authentic items to read, view, etc.
OMG Ubuntu: Linux Mint release new ISO images for improved hardware support
https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2026/04/linux-mint-hwe-isos-announced
#linux #opensource #tech
Kobo is giving away free e-readers, accessories, and gift cards — here’s how to enter
Take a quick quiz and maybe win a color e-reader.
https://www.androidauthority.com/kobo-this-or-that-giveaway-3662579/
#Tech #Technology #TechNews #AI #Gadgets #Software #Cybersecurity #Apple #Google #Microsoft #Startup #OpenSource #AndroidAuthority [Android Authority]
RE: https://mstdn.social/@dalfen/116495342262848778
Important to note that the "joint venture" reference is about oil.
Разработка с Obsidian + Claude. Практический гайд
Как усилить процесс разработки с применением ИИ на базе Obsidian и Claude. Не теряем контекст в крупных проектах, тратим меньше токенов на задачи. Практический туториал. Как организовать базу знаний для проекта, как настроить нужные плагины и как конфигурировать Obsidian с Claude. Создаём крупные проекты с ИИ в команде с другими разработчиками без боли. Как программировать с Obsidian и Claude
https://habr.com/ru/articles/1030316/
#Obsidian #Claude #Разработка_с_ии #Vibe_coding #Гайд #практические_советы #vs_code #chatgpt #программирование #2026
/9 (end)
Oh well, I accidentally turned it off. I'll research some of these topics more now 🧐
⚡ NEWS
FIFA Confirms Iran's Participation in 2026 World Cup
FIFA President Gianni Infantino confirmed that Iran will participate in the 2026 World Cup co-hosted by the US. This confirmation resolves doubts regarding Iran's eligibility following the ongoing US-Israeli war against their country.
#Iran #USA #Israel #Geopolitics #GeoWire
She's going to loose her seat for certain if she does anything else...
"Collins Joins Democrats in Voting For Measure to End Iran War""
#Ukraine #News #Politics #Nato #War #ww3 #Weapons #Drones #Military #Russia #USA #Escalation #Europe #EU #Iran #Israel #Houthi #PersianGulf #GCC #Humiliation #OilShock #Inflation #Economics #Hezbollah
https://www.europesays.com/2956875/
el.cine (@EHuanglu)
ChatGPT Image 2가 AI 스토리텔링을 한 단계 끌어올린다고 언급한다. 이미지 생성/편집 기반의 서사형 콘텐츠 제작 경험이 강화된 것으로 보이며, 창작·마케팅·콘텐츠 제작 분야에서의 활용 가능성이 주목된다.
https://x.com/EHuanglu/status/2049890694333161773
#chatgpt #imagegeneration #aistorytelling #openai #contentcreation
Fix what’s silently killing your rankings.
A technical SEO audit reveals hidden issues affecting indexing, speed, and performance—and shows exactly how to fix them.
Read the full checklist:
https://www.outsourcing-eg.com/technical-seo-audit-checklist/
#SEO #TechnicalSEO #SearchEngineOptimization #WebsitePerformance #DigitalMarketing
https://www.outsourcing-eg.com/technical-seo-audit-checklist/
Trump aseguró que la incursión armada en Venezuela resultó rentable (VIDEO)
Ars Technica: Researchers try to cut the genetic code from 20 to 19 amino acids
https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/04/researchers-try-to-cut-the-genetic-code-from-20-to-19-amino-acids/
#linux #opensource #tech
Combining groups and payments into a fedi-forward service for content creators
Unfortunately I was only able to join for the third and last day of FediForum, but the energy was quite strong even then!
There were some interesting discussions with @ozoned@btfree.social @reiver@mastodon.social and others (@johannab@cosocial.ca, @j12t@j12t.social, etc) about fediverse payments and growing the open social web — this spanned two session slots, actually!
One thing that came out strongly was the need for content creators to get paid. This directly echoes @paige@masto.canadiancivil.com's talk from @fedimtl earlier this year. The other half was reflecting on the lack of appropriate value-adds for donators, such as private groups.
We have all of these things, but separately. Perhaps combining them into an easy-to-use service is the secret sauce that will open up the fediverse to content creators.[...]
https://activitypub.space/post/1822
What soaring diesel costs amid war with Iran mean for meat, vegetable and fruit prices
https://lemmy.org/post/5666873
Funny how the only thing Melania does not demand is the RELEASE of the #EPSTEIN FILES.
#releaseTheEpsteinFiles #epsteinFiles #epsteinClass #news #usa

Ok so I made one more semi useful script for a resource control hack, again I make no claims of actual usability or benefit, as of posting this it seems to be working well on my #friendica instance;
# These are the Bouncer's Rules
MAX_KIDS=3 # Only 3 people in the kitchen at once
MAX_HEAT=2 # Only 2% energy allowed
CHECK_TIME=5 # Wait 5 seconds before checking again
while true
do
# 1. Count how many 'lsphp' workers are busy with your site
CURRENT_KIDS=$(pgrep -f "lsphp.*YOUR_INSTANCE_ROOT" | wc -l)
# 2. If there are more than 3...
if [ "$CURRENT_KIDS" -gt "$MAX_KIDS" ]; then
echo "Bouncer: Too many kids! Making the extras wait in the hallway."
# This finds the newest workers and tells them to 'STOP' (Pause)
# They stay in line, but they don't use any CPU while paused.
pgrep -f "lsphp.*YOUR_INSTANCE_ROOT" | tail -n +$((MAX_KIDS+1)) | xargs kill -STOP
# Wait for things to cool down
sleep $CHECK_TIME
# Tell them they can 'CONT' (Continue) one by one
pgrep -f "lsphp.*YOUR_INSTANCE_ROOT" | xargs kill -CONT
fi
# Take a small breath so the Bouncer doesn't get tired
sleep 1
done
README
🚪 The LSPHP Bouncer
Resource Throttle & Process Queue for Shared Hosting
The LSPHP Bouncer is a lightweight Bash watchdog designed for users on LiteSpeed-based hosting. It prevents your account from hitting "Resource Limit Reached" errors (508 errors) by pausing excess PHP processes (lsphp) instead of letting them crash the site or trigger a provider-level kill.
⚠️ Maintenance Notice
This project is provided "as-is" for educational and personal use.
It will not be maintained or updated.
No support or bug fixes will be provided.
Use at your own risk..
🧐 How It Works
LiteSpeed servers often spawn many lsphp workers to handle incoming traffic. If too many start at once, your host might lock your account for exceeding CPU or process limits.
The Headcount: Every second, the Bouncer counts how many PHP workers are active for your specific site.
The Velvet Rope: If the count exceeds your MAX_KIDS limit, the Bouncer sends a SIGSTOP signal to the extra processes. This pauses them—they stay in the queue but stop consuming CPU cycles.
The Entry: After a short cooldown (CHECK_TIME), the Bouncer sends a SIGCONT signal, letting those processes finish their work one by one.
🛠 Configuration
Open the script and adjust these "House Rules" to match your hosting plan:
MAX_KIDS: The maximum number of PHP processes you are allowed (e.g., 3).
CHECK_TIME: How many seconds to pause the "extras" before letting them work again.
Process Filter: The script looks for "lsphp.*your.domain". Ensure the string matches what shows up in your process monitor (usually top or htop).
🚀 Setup & Execution
1. Make it Executable
Bash
chmod +x bouncer.sh
2. Run the Bouncer
To keep the Bouncer running even after you log out of SSH:
Bash
nohup ./bouncer.sh > /dev/null 2>&1 &
📈 Why use this?
Avoids 508 Errors: Instead of the server showing a "Limit Reached" page, the site just feels a tiny bit slower while the Bouncer staggers the load.
CPU Friendly: Paused processes (kill -STOP) consume zero CPU, helping you stay under the "Energy" or "Heat" limits of your host.
Specific Targeting: Using pgrep -f, it only targets your specific site's workers, leaving other processes alone.
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You can encourage my continued useless ideas, and by doing so your helping to feed, house and clothe a #disabled man living in #poverty, $5-10-15 It All Helps, via #cashapp at $woctxphotog or via #paypal at paypal.com/donate?campaign_id=…
"EU shouldn't 'humiliate' itself by seeking direct talks with Russia, warns Kallas"
Best to leave that humiliation to the #USA
#Ukraine #News #Politics #Nato #War #ww3 #Weapons #Drones #Military #Russia #USA #Escalation #Europe #EU
Hi #Mastodon folks 😊 come smile with usʘ‿ʘ Today we revisited our banana plantation after mulching, and it’s thriving. The land gives us such good vibes green, healthy, and full of life. We are really very happy to see we are on the way to our dreams: becoming a strong support for our community through #foodproduction , uplifting our mothers, children, and ourselves as we fight #hiddenhunger.🍌
#BananaPlantation #FoodSecurity #EndHunger #CommunitySupport #EcoYouth #GrowTogether

Chop down the system
Blow up the dams
Save the children
Defend the land
Shibastik “Shabatwan”
Fuck Enbridge 🖕
#IndigenousResistance #YouTube #Music #MusicVideo #Shibastik #HipHop #Rap
RE: https://mastodon.social/@UnicornRiot/116495224655690844
I love Godot, but I wish it's 3d viewport and the whole UI would behave as well as blender does. Or maybe i'm just too used to Blender, but it just feels o right for me
#godot #blender
Ich denke ein Online-Netzwerk sollte reichen, für einen "Pseudo-Normalen" wie mich. :)
#Boston #Massachusetts #USA #US
Boston’s New Climate Plan Is At Odds With Boston’s New Transportation Policies
Mayor Wu's climate plan calls on the city to cut traffic and "transform" its transportation system, but City Hall leadership is cancelling and delaying projects that would actually accomplish those goals
#ClimateChange #UpheavalClimate #ClimateInstability #MassAtrocity #pollution #ecology #environment #climate
tube.blueben.net is a peertube instance that has many brand accounts and also accounts that spout US military propaganda
Heute mal von #Kubuntu 26.10 geupdatet. Das #Update selber war völlig problemfrei und ging in knapp 15 vonstatten.
Ja, ich weiß, man sollte immer etwas warten und andere erst noch Bugs finden lassen, bevor man dann selber mit dem ersten Minor-Release umsteigt ;-) - aber ich hatte einen nervigen Bug mit WLAN-Verbindungsabbrüchen bei Google-Meet-Calls in Kubuntu 25.10, der nun behoben scheint.
#Linux #KDE #OpenSource #Ubuntu
zum wilden mann, wil sg - #wirtshausschilder #beiz #schweiz #switzerland #imvorbeigehen #foto_ch

„Emergency exit“ (2024)
Photo ©️ Dietmar Bachmann
📍Hamburg, Germany
#doorsday #door #emergency #architecture #photography #photo #architecturephotography #windows #channel #facades #Germany #urban #urbanphotography #Hamburg #LeicaM #Türen #Notfall #Architektur #Fotografie #Foto #Architekturfotografie #Fenster #Kanal #Fassaden #Deutschland

Streit zwischen SPD und Union um Friedrich Merz eskaliert weiter
Die Spannungen innerhalb der schwarz-roten Bundesregierung verschärfen sich deutlich. Nach der scharfen Kritik von Matthias Miersch an Bundeskanzler Friedrich Merz reagiert nun auch Jens Spahn öffentlich und stellt sich klar hinter den Kanzler.
#FriedrichMerz #JensSpahn #MatthiasMiersch #SPD #CDU #Union #Koalition #Bundesregierung #Berlin #Deutschland #Politik #LarsKlingbeil #Kanzleramt #Koalitionsstreit

Step-by-Step Guide to Install #NetBox on #Ubuntu VPS
This article provides a step-by-step guide to install NetBox on Ubuntu VPS server.
What is NetBox?
NetBox is a powerful and versatile open-source tool that allows you to efficiently manage your network infrastructure. In this comprehensive guide, we will walk you through the process to install NetBox on Ubuntu VPS. ...
Continued 👉 https://blog.radwebhosting.com/install-netbox-on-ubuntu-vps/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mastodon.social #selfhosting #selfhosted #ipaddressmanagement #opensource #installguide #letsencrypt

Building Budgie 11 #6: Finding Common Ground on Outputs (Pt. 2)
https://makertube.net/w/csQmj5h8g6oGEwRTgDzYFi
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can't make this insanity up lol, these are direct quotes as I watch this
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Also: It is important to note that the "joint venture" reference has to do with #oil
OpenAI explains why ChatGPT was obsessed with goblins for a while
Seems fine.
https://www.androidauthority.com/chatgpt-goblins-tic-3662566/
#Tech #Technology #TechNews #AI #Gadgets #Software #Cybersecurity #Apple #Google #Microsoft #Startup #OpenSource #AndroidAuthority [Android Authority]
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Trump called the USA-Venezuela relationship a "joint venture".
(wow)
Then he said, "You know, Venezuela was amazing, but now... you know, it's larger but we're doing essentially the same thing in Iran."
#USA #USpol #trump #Iran #Venezuela #MyThoughts
Cámara baja de EEUU aprobó reabrir parcialmente el Departamento de Seguridad Nacional

IT WordPress theme https://visualmodo.com/theme/it-wordpress-theme/ for modern technology, startups and innovative companies. All the features & functionality that any startup needs 📱🖥🔌🛰👨💻 #WordPress #theme #template #plugins #tech #startup #business #webdesign #webdevelopment
Medieval Houses Modular Pack #Medieval #Houses #Modular #Unity #Architecture #Building #Gamedevelopment #Interiordesign #AssetStore
https://u3dn.com/packages/medieval-houses-modular-pack-252385
Star Wars: The Old Republic - Update 7.9: “Legacy Reborn” brings story finale
#StarWarsTheOldRepublic #StarWars #FanthaTracks #SWTOR #LegacyReborn #twitch
Star Wars: The Old Republic brings us Update 7.9 for “Legacy Reborn”.
Read the whole story at the below link:

Content warning:RE: #Fediblock racism
@thejessiekirk@ohai.social I blocked that dude like over 100 times
Bedarf es noch weiterer Beweise, dass #Trump inzwischen politisch unzurechnungsfähig ist und keineswegs mehr auch nur in die Nähe des berühmten „roten Knopfs“ kommen darf?
#Ukraine #Iran #USA
Hey @stadtradeln 👋
Toll, dass ihr einen APK-Download für Android-Nutzer ohne Google-Konto anbietet – das ist ein wichtiger Schritt.
Leider verlinkt ihr auf APKPure, eine Drittplattform mit bekannten Sicherheitsproblemen. Nutzer die bewusst auf Google verzichten, tun das oft aus Datenschutzgründen – und landen dann ausgerechnet dort.
Mein Wunsch: Bietet die APK direkt auf eurer eigenen Website an, so wie es z.B. @signalapp macht. Das wäre wirklich vorbildlich. 🚴
#Stadtradeln #Datenschutz #DegoogledAndroid #OpenSource