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08.04.2026 08:09
kaika1975 (@kaika1975@mastoot.fr)

Pourquoi mon image ne veut pas se publier ?

J'ai un pop-pu 500 qui s'affiche en bas de mon écran 😠 #mastodon @Mastoot




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08.04.2026 08:00
2003MugishaPhocit (@2003MugishaPhocit@mastodon.social)

Hello #Farmers ,it is a next chance today to train and teach young people the purpose of #foodproduction to #endhunger in our communities.
We have to increase awareness about #agriculture and #nature conservation to everyone to make our #planet a better place for #everyone to live.
#ClimateAction
#Photography #hunger #regenerativeagriculture #mastodon #zerohunger #plants #farming #socialimpact





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08.04.2026 07:30
lindasgoluppiart (@lindasgoluppiart@mastodonapp.uk)

Good morning. Buongiorno. Guten morgen. Bore da.

#Mastodon
#Fediverse
#LindaSgoluppiArt




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08.04.2026 07:29
lindasgoluppiart (@lindasgoluppiart@mastodonapp.uk)

'JD Vance slams Brussels ‘bureaucrats’ for meddling in Hungary before election' 🤣🤣🤣

He's another Putin puppet, guess.

politico.eu/article/us-jd-vanc

#fediverse #mastodon #Hungary2026




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08.04.2026 07:28
NickSchwanck (@NickSchwanck@aus.social)

#mastodon The Great Satan.




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08.04.2026 07:19
GillesLeCorre2 (@GillesLeCorre2@toot.aquilenet.fr)

Bonjour le #mastodon .
Et au revoir, ce matin prise de sang à jeun, alors on fonce dans la plaine, je ne m'attarde pas, vous comprendrez j'espère..
🤗 ✊ 🥰 🤗 ✊ 🥰 🤗 ✊ 🥰




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08.04.2026 06:34
wallflower_ (@wallflower_@mstdn.social)

RE: mstdn.social/@wallflower_/1163

Please kindly boost :neocat_cry_loud: :blobfoxsignsrcpls: @mutualaid

#mutualAid #help #mastodon #mutualAidRequest #fedi




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08.04.2026 06:20
item (@item@libera.site)
#Mastodon #Statistics 2026-04-08 06:00 CEST
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Help me keep stats and server running! 💻📊 Even a small monthly contribution makes a big difference. Support here: #^https://www.patreon.com/FediverseStatistics 🙏


#Fediverse



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08.04.2026 06:19
AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: When is the #moon heaviest?

A: When it's full.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Space #Jokestodon #Artemis #MoonMission #SpaceMission #NASA #Astronauts #ArtemisII #Artemis2 #TheMoon #Wolf #Wolves #WolvesOfMastodon #Howling





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08.04.2026 06:10
AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)

Bonus #TrekJokes
Q: How many #Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Klingons do not fear the dark.

Q: How many #Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends how much Latinum you are willing to pay.

Q: How many #Starfleet officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends if it would violate the Prime Directive.

Q: How many #Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just try to convince you that there are five lights.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Space #Jokestodon #Artemis #MoonMission #SpaceMission #NASA #Astronauts #ArtemisII #Artemis2 #StarTrekTNG #StarTrek #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #DadJokes #LightBulbJokes





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08.04.2026 05:54
AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?

A: A Milky Way.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Space #Jokestodon #Artemis #MoonMission #SpaceMission #NASA #Astronauts #ArtemisII #Artemis2 #DoctorWho #Tardis #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager #Janeway





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08.04.2026 05:52
LwaxanaTroi (@LwaxanaTroi@mastodon.social)

Some people move through the world wrapped in shame that was handed to them by someone else. As someone who can feel that weight - please. Put it down. It was never yours to carry.




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