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26.11.2025 03:53
AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)

Bonus #Joke
Q: Why did the pie go to the dentist?
A: He needed a filling.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Turkey #TurkeyDay #DadJokes #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDinner #Holidays #DadJoke #Pie #Pies #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Catstodon #Caturday #PumpkinPie





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26.11.2025 03:42
AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)

Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call a musical group of sweet potatoes?
A: A yam session.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Turkey #TurkeyDay #DadJokes #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDinner #Holidays #DadJoke #Moms #Mothers #Cooking #ToyStory #JurassicPark #Dinosaurs #TRex #Yams





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26.11.2025 03:36
paco (@paco@infosec.exchange)

@fedward There’s seriously a lot of #GenX on here… Boomers took Facebook. GenX is gonna rock #Mastodon.
@APBBlue




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26.11.2025 03:35
AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)

Parenting done right.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Turkey #TurkeyDay #Dogstodon #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDinner #Holidays #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Puppies #GSDs #GSDsOfMastodon #GermanShepherds





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26.11.2025 03:28
AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)

Don't forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1 AM for Thanksgiving.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Turkey #TurkeyDay #Thanksgiving #DCcomics #ThanksgivingDinner #Holidays #Batman #DCU #DCEU #Dieting #WeightLoss





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26.11.2025 03:08
santiago (@santiago@mastodon.uy)

Tenemos que hacer un encuentro de fin de año de la comunidad, discutir un poco cuales son los objetivos a corto y mediano plazo de la instancia y servidor que la aloja, etc. Les pinta ir presencial a reunirse a algun lugar y tomar una? SE acuerdan de esta? mastodon.uy/@santiago/11369991 #undernet #mastodon #comunidad #futuro #autogestión #planificación

Si
No
Puede ser...




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26.11.2025 03:06
p (@p@pixelfed.social)
Testing if an image posted here in #PixelFed shows up on Threads.

An image w/ text posted on #Mastodon shows up on Threads with text ✅
A video w/ text posted on Mastodon shows up on Threads as text-only ❌
A video w/ text posted on #Loops shows up on Threads as text-only ❌

#ActivityPub



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26.11.2025 02:57
pBaesse (@pBaesse@bolha.one)

@sunraku boas vindas ao #fediverso :blobBone_jump:

Seguem umas dicas legais e importantes que vão ajudar muito sua vida aqui no #mastodon :catjam:

#boasVindas

bolha.one/@pBaesse/11389706378




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26.11.2025 02:20
guyjantic (@guyjantic@infosec.exchange)

@north I desperately want #mastodon to have #polls that allow multiple questions and downloadable data. I am dying to see a bar chart of this X age.




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26.11.2025 02:00
gtronix (@gtronix@infosec.exchange)

"GrapheneOS ceases operations in France amid pressure and legal threats by the government"

"GrapheneOShasannounced a complete shutdownof its operations in France, citing increased risks for open source privacy projects within the country, after what it describes as coordinated pressure from French law enforcement and media."

alternativeto.net/news/2025/11

#OpenSource #Privacy #Mastodon




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26.11.2025 01:50
HamonWry (@HamonWry@mastodon.world)

Keep Calm and Mastodon

#mastodon




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26.11.2025 01:45
Hourda (@Hourda@mastodon.social)

No quiero caer en tener que hablar con una Inteligencia Artificial por no tener habilidades sociales como para hacer amistades.
Hola, soy Damián y quiero hablar con humanos (todavía...).
No prometo ser tu mejor amigo, pero soy honesto y no te voy a mentir.




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