Les elePHPants sont dans le cartable. Demain, on attaque le cours et les TPs :-)
The zoo has been restored. I even found a few more duplicates in the process. 🙃
Current count is 39 #ElePHPants, plus assorted other OSS project.

My daughter (1) decided to play with my #ElePHPants...

Laravel Inventor Tells Devs To Quit Writing 'Cathedrals of Complexity' - Taylor Otwell, inventor and maintainer of popular PHP framework Laravel, is warnin... - https://developers.slashdot.org/story/25/09/02/1829251/laravel-inventor-tells-devs-to-quit-writing-cathedrals-of-complexity?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed #php
Fix PHP monitoring bottlenecks: learn how UDP + Telegraf replaced Prometheus pull, scaling to 50+ servers with zero timeouts. https://hackernoon.com/scaling-php-symfony-metrics-at-200k-rpm-50-servers-zero-overhead-with-udp-telegraf #php
Just remembered that I meant to share that SiEntries (a UK-based company who manage online entry for sports events) are #hiring a #PHP #MySQL dev. #FediJobs #getFediHired https://www.sientries.co.uk/jobs/job-dev.php
You guys upgraded your #laravel 11 apps yet? you can use #rectorphp to easily migrate if you have lots of packages
#php

Found a way to have #laravel provide a list of domains to #traefik via the http provider.
Would anyone be interested in reading the code or a blog article for that?
#programming #webdeveloper #php
Once https://github.com/php/php-src/pull/19670 gets merged, and the accompanying patch for Xdebug, you will be able to see the intermediate values passing through PHP 8.5's pipes!
#php #php85 #pipes #debugging #xdebug
If you want to turn on lazy loading prevention in production, but you're worried about getting flooded with alerts, here's a way to throttle how many errors are reported in a granular way. #php #laravel https://masteringlaravel.io/daily/2025-09-02-throttle-lazy-loading-error-reports-in-production
#ubergeekkellysworld #webserver #valkey #mariadb #php-fpm #performance #ram #fcp
https://www.kgadams.net/sitenews/blog-web-server-upgrade
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