let's continue with our funsploration of php jit codegen (for function-at-a-time (FAAT) jit)
now we are going to get crazy. this time we are calling a function, wow.
function out_function() {
return rand();
}
it's a single call, but the resulting binary is absolutely horrendous. see my skillfully annotated image and weep

#Charlicature v1.1 - Fait avec Wordpress, un peu de #php et de #wordpress + #scss évidemment...
https://caricaturiste-animation.com/
🚨 LIVE NOW on #SymfonyOnline January 2026 🚨
Conference day starts today with Fabien Potencier and
“20 Years of Symfony, What’s Next?” 🎉🚀
Two decades of innovation — and the future is just getting started 👀🔥

How to Fix isset Hiding Null Config Values
isset returns false for null and masks real keys.
#php #isset #arraykeyexists #config #howto #bug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3RX_BEvc30
Python vs PHP Ticketing Replay Gate
Same ticket purchase, zero duplicate seats.
#python #php #viralcoding #codecomparison #idempotency #retries #payments #backendsafety #ticketing #events #replay #reliability
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sWaBzo59cY
Just published:
The State of Laravel Packages 2026 Report
I surveyed 200 developers to solve the 'discovery' problem.
The results? 70% of us are frustrated by abandoned packages. Here is the full data (and one solution). https://danielpetrica.com/the-state-of-laravel-packages-report-2026/
#Programing #laravel #developer #php #report

I updated the slides for my talk "Run LLMs Locally":
Now including requirements, costs, setup, llama.cpp, stable-diffusion.cpp, embeddings, function calling, opencode, image recognition, speech recognition, image generation, prompt injection and popular models like GPT-OSS, Qwen3, Qwen3-vl, Z-Image and Whisper.
https://codeberg.org/thbley/talks/raw/branch/main/Run_LLMs_Locally_2025_ThomasBley.pdf
#llm #llamacpp #stablediffusion #gptoss #qwen3 #opencode #php
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From PHP to Python v2 is available available now ❤️
https://www.einenlum.com/articles/from-php-to-python-v2-is-out/
So, ...[4] means unpacking a single value from a #PHP array.
This basically means reading the value itself.
Unless it is useful sometimes...
https://php-tips.readthedocs.io/en/latest/tips/unpacking_single_array.html

Please help me grow Vasnic my New Social Community
by posting something on the site
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#art #music #videogames #robots #science #space #b3d #programming #php #meme #news

Słów kilka (a nawet kilkaset) o tym, jak stworzyć architekturę opartą o zdarzenia w #PHP. Dość rozbudowany tutorial.
#programowanie #ArchitekturaOprogramowania
https://dev.to/dgafka/implementing-event-driven-architecture-in-php-27ho