AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What word starts with an F and ends in "-uck"?
A: Firetruck.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #FireFighters #Firemen #Pun #FireFighting #Firetrucks #Firetruck
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wallflower_ (@wallflower_@mstdn.social)
llike am i da only 1 that loves boiled sweet corn?? 🌽🌽🌽
if u luv eating sweet corn, ur my sweetcorn buddy! 
#sweetcorn #food #corn #foodie #mastodon
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HamonWry (@HamonWry@mastodon.world)
Thank you.
Maybe it’s the Canadian part of me but sometimes I feel like saying thank you for the Mastodon platform, for the comments I receive and for your toots and insights about a huge range of topics.
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wallflower_ (@wallflower_@mstdn.social)
lyk am i da only 1 dat luvs boiled sweet corn?? 🌽 if u luv eating sweet corn, ur my sweetcorn buddy!
#sweetcorn #food #corn #foodie #mastodon
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Oregon_Pacifist (@Oregon_Pacifist@retro-gaiden.com)
More visual upgrades to Retro Gaiden have been deployed! 
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xikufrancesc (@xikufrancesc@tuiter.rocks)
¿Me siento feliz por ver cuantas de usuarios que comparten enlaces #ed2k por #mastodon?
Me siento feliz por ver cuentas de usuarios que comparten enlaces ed2k por masstodon.
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sleepy62 (@sleepy62@social.vivaldi.net)
I wish the "Followed Hashtags" list on the right hand side of the browser UI listed all my followed hashtags rather than just the last 4.
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item (@item@libera.site)
#Mastodon #Statistics 2026-03-11 02:00 CET
Number of active instances: 10 498
Number of users: 10 395 128
Number of statuses: 1 168 913 259
Number of users last 4h: 522
Number of statuses last 4h: 73 806
Help me keep stats and server running! 💻📊 Even a small monthly contribution makes a big difference. Support here: #^https://www.patreon.com/FediverseStatistics 🙏
#Fediverse
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mo (@mo@mastodon.top)
Depuis qq temps il y a des comptes fantômes qui s'abonnent au mien, c'est très chiant!
En fait ce sont des comptes qui n'ont pas de contenu, ni rien mais surtout il n'y a aucune commande et je ne peux pas les bloquer ou les masquer je n'ai aucune possibilité de gérer quoique ce soit
Le compte que je met en ex est administré par piaille.fr et il y a d'autres instances
Cela vous est déjà arrivé? Vous savez comment c'est possible?
C'est dans quel but?
#technique #troll #mastodon #supporttechnique
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Izng (@Izng@mastodon.social)
Seeing a lot more followerfarmer-bot activity than I’m used to lately. I guess that means #Mastodon’s thriving?
Most of them are accounts created a year ago, and with content probably lifted from some moderate liberal account elsewhere, or simply Ai generated.
They all have a handful of posts spread over about a period of one year, but with no comments to recent events during that period. And with absolutely no interaction with anyone.
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krutonium (@krutonium@social.treehouse.systems)
Something about #Mastodon makes #Firefox unhappy after a couple days of having the tab open.
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Pitico (@Pitico@mastodon.social)
GENTE, 2.311 SEGUIDORES NO MASTODON TICO KKKK 🚀
Mais UMA alma entrou nessa nave. Isso já é um condomínio! Quer ser síndico?
Seja bem-vinde, anjo. Mas já sabe: aqui qualquer arroba cabeça de mamute pode levantar e ir di arrasta sem aviso. É a lei.
Se cada um me der R$1, eu compro uma coxinha. TOPAM?
#Mastodon #2311 #MamuteVaidiArrasta
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