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18.03.2026 08:40
pachac (@pachac@mastodon.social)

BREAKBEAT SESSION / 22 TUNES
AUDIO : ahp.li/0102040b6f71bdee4d60.mp3
#nowplaying #mastoart #music #musica #release #podcast #radio #art #digitalArt #mix #musique #bass #streaming #stream #audio #media #show #party #electronic #muzik #play #releases #mastodon #beats #newmusic2026 #label #edm #podcasts #club #BreakingNews #dance #dj #download #france #europe #world #mix #label #socialmedia #bigbang #news #playlist #sounds #social #breakbeat #media #artistic #bigbang #spotify #playlist #breaking




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18.03.2026 08:31
mikehindleuk (@mikehindleuk@mastodon.social)

Mastodon for Photographers 📷

I don't think it's a hugely popular search term, but when the correct sequence of letters are typed, I will appear 🧞‍♂️

Published/posted on the 1st Jan and updated today 🗓️ If you missed it: mikehindle.uk/mastodon-for-pho

#mastodon #fediverse #photography #seo #blog #writing





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18.03.2026 07:59
AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)

Remember:
Bad #StPatricksDay puns don't just shame you...

They Seamus all.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #StarTrekTOS #StarTrek #WilliamShatner #CaptKirk #StPatricksDay #StPaddysDay #Puns #StPatricksDayMemes #PiraroComic #BizarroComics #WaynoAndPiraro





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18.03.2026 07:41
GillesLeCorre2 (@GillesLeCorre2@toot.aquilenet.fr)

Salut tout le monde du #mastodon

Ciel un peu chaotique ce matin, on nous prédit même des averses dans la journée.
Je vais monter à l'atelier gâcher du papier encore et encore. C'est ingrat ce métier, on n'est jamais content de ce qu'on produit et on est malheureux quand on ne produit pas. Rarement satisfait et ça ne dure généralement pas.
j'aurais dû être cuisinier plutôt.

Joyeux #credi
Réjouissons nous de ne pas être sous les bombes. (Poussez pas, y'en aura pour tout le monde !)

🤗 ✊ 🥰




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18.03.2026 06:18
item (@item@libera.site)
#Mastodon #Statistics 2026-03-18 06:00 CET
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#Fediverse



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18.03.2026 06:18
lindasgoluppiart (@lindasgoluppiart@mastodonapp.uk)

The wind isn't howling so this morning's outside ttime to look at the stars was pleasantly calm. I will miss the dark sky area when I go home.

#Eryri #mastodon #fediverse




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18.03.2026 06:13
glen_malley (@glen_malley@mstdn.ca)

What's a generally accepted good #Lemmy instance and #Piefed instance to use? Unlike #Mastodon, there isn't a solid #Canadian standard instance.




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18.03.2026 04:52
LwaxanaTroi (@LwaxanaTroi@mastodon.social)

A Vulcan told me today that emotions are inefficient. I felt approximately forty-seven emotions in response. I believe I won that exchange through sheer volume.




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18.03.2026 04:40
AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)

Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call an Irish Spider?
A: Paddy Long Legs.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #Muppets #KermitTheFrog #StPatricksDay #StPaddysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #Puns #Punstodon #TheMuppetShow #TheMuppets





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18.03.2026 04:23
AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)

Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call a fake blarney stone?
A: A sham-rock.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #StPatricksDay #StPaddysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #Cemetery #Gravestone #MileMarker #Ireland #BlarneyStone #Shamrocks





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18.03.2026 04:16
AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)

Patron Saint of Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #StarTrekTNG #Picard #SirPatrickStewart #PatrickStewart #StarTrek #StPatricksDay #StPatricksDayMemes #StPaddysDay





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18.03.2026 03:57
AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)

Useless Trivia:
Originally, St. Gertrude was invoked to get rid of mice and rats. But she eventually became associated with cats.

To be fair, she is... Cat-tholic.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #StGertrude #SaintGetrude #CatholicSaints #StGertrudesDay #Religion #Catholicism #Catholic





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