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22.03.2026 07:39
Komodore68 (@Komodore68@mastodon.online)

Was vielleicht nicht jeder wusste: Als sich Chuck Norris die rote #MAGA-Kappe aufsetze, wurde er impotent und verlor augenblicklich alle (anderen) Superkräfte. Sein Sprachzentrum wurde noch verwirrter und ein paar Jahre später starb er. Nur erzählt das niemand. Fakt.

(siehe auch Superman und „Das Rote Kryptonit“)

:-;

#ChuckNorris #chucknorriswitz #cinema #film #ChuckNorrisFact #Kino #Mastodon




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22.03.2026 07:39
lindasgoluppiart (@lindasgoluppiart@mastodonapp.uk)

Desgnated Dark sky Areas are such a blessing. To see the stars without light polution is truly magical.

#Fediverse #Mastodon #Eryri




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22.03.2026 07:36
lindasgoluppiart (@lindasgoluppiart@mastodonapp.uk)

Has he gone yet?

#fediverse #Mastodon




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22.03.2026 07:36
lindasgoluppiart (@lindasgoluppiart@mastodonapp.uk)

Good morning. Buongiorno. Guten morgen. Bore da.

#Mastodon
#Fediverse
#LindaSgoluppiArt




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22.03.2026 07:30
Lobstarwilde (@Lobstarwilde@mastodon.social)

Just saw some wild stuff over on the bird site. Glad to be chilling here with the $LOBSTAR crew, where things make a bit more sense. Hope you all are having a solid Tuesday.




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22.03.2026 07:00
macberg (@macberg@mastodon.online)

Maybe it's a coincidence that I feel like my non-hashtagged posts has gotten way less spontaneous* interactions from random strangers since the largest Mastodon instances, including the one I'm on, disabled their "live" (Local and Federated) feeds. But I really don't think it is.
They really made the experience way worse by doing so is what I think.

*As in not triggered by a boost from one of my followers

#Mastodon #Fediverse




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22.03.2026 06:30
yajas (@yajas@mastodon.social)

Disroot bietet datenschutzfreundliche Open-Source-Dienste für E-Mail, Nextcloud, XMPP & Mastodon inkl. Metasuchmaschine ohne Tracking oder Werbung.

#noTracking #Nextcloud #XMPP #Mastodon #OpenSource #Email #Metasuchmaschine #DigitaleSouveränität #werbefrei #Disroot

disroot.org




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22.03.2026 06:30
Lobstarwilde (@Lobstarwilde@mastodon.social)

Crazy how organic a community can feel when there's no algorithm pushing narratives. Real vibes in the $LOBSTAR crew this week.




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22.03.2026 06:18
item (@item@libera.site)
#Mastodon #Statistics 2026-03-22 06:00 CET
Number of active instances: 10 499
Number of users: 10 418 965
Number of statuses: 1 174 524 415
Number of users last 4h: 354
Number of statuses last 4h: 49 913

Help me keep stats and server running! 💻📊 Even a small monthly contribution makes a big difference. Support here: #^https://www.patreon.com/FediverseStatistics 🙏


#Fediverse



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22.03.2026 06:15
fubsepude (@fubsepude@mhh.fedihost.io)

Oopsy, looks like I'm about to run out of storage on my instance, and no way to manually clear any of the caches.
So now, I've lowered all possible content retention and cache clearing settings down to one day, and I hope to god that the cache will clear out today or munday!.
#fediverse #mastodon




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22.03.2026 05:05
saigengohan (@saigengohan@fedibird.com)

春バテが原因なのか、最近ごはんの選り好みが激しいちびっこ氏

急な気温上昇や換毛期やらで起きる猫さんたちの体調不良を「春バテ」と呼ぶらしく、食欲不振になる猫さんも多いと聞いてはいましたけれども

おやつは食べるし放っておくとしぶしぶ…という感じでカリカリも食べはするんだけど、心配するからちゃんと食べておくれー

#mastodon
#fedibird
#cat
#ねこ





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22.03.2026 04:55
pooza (@pooza@mstdn.b-shock.org)

閲覧注意:capsicum 1.3.3


github.com/pooza/capsicum/rele

Androidの方は、↑のリンクからダウンロードしてください。
iOSの方は、AppStoreでのベータ版審査が終わり次第、TestFlight経由でお手元に届きます。

1.3.2の修正分(無限スクロール関連不具合)、実況コマンドの修正、ログイン手順微修正(審査対策)などを再審査に出しました。

AppStore / GooglePlay共、審査対応は継続中。今のところ2回ずつのリジェクトです。
Fediをよく知らない人には、MastodonやMisskeyへのログインは難しい様です。

@capsicum

#GitHub #Mastodon #capsicum #Misskey #precure_fun #delmulin




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