Quasit (@Quasit@kolektiva.social)
My gut is telling me that Mastodon is having an issue today.
It could be WRONG, mind you; my gut doesn't have a perfect track record. But I have a feeling that suddenly a bunch of responses are going to flood in. Kind of like a surge of peristalsis, know what I mean?
That's how a view Mastodon: as a huge length of human intestine, pumping information along with occasionally delays and blockages. Which makes it feel more •human•, oddly enough.
By the way, I'm really liking the use of bullets for emphasis instead of asterisks. It looks better, somehow. What do you think?
#Mastodon #TextFormatting #Text #Formatting
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30yrdscreamer (@30yrdscreamer@mastodon.me.uk)
Do you ever have a new follower, check their Bio and wonder why on earth they'd follow you?
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Quasit (@Quasit@kolektiva.social)
DAMN Mastodon is slow today! Every time I make a post, it just lags and lags and lags...
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item (@item@libera.site)
#Mastodon #Statistics 2026-04-08 22:00 CEST
Number of active instances: 10 499
Number of users: 10 476 563
Number of statuses: 1 180 833 016
Number of users last 4h: 496
Number of statuses last 4h: 102 202
Help me keep stats and server running! 💻📊 Even a small monthly contribution makes a big difference. Support here: #^https://www.patreon.com/FediverseStatistics 🙏
#Fediverse
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SocraticEthics (@SocraticEthics@mastodon.online)
🛑🇭🇺Leaked recordings suggest Hungarian FM Szijjártó committed espionage by transmitting Union sensitive EU accession document to the Kremlin (more) https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-polytics/4110572-leaked-recordings-suggest-szijjarto-offered-sensitive-eu-accession-document-to-russia.html #Ukraine #OSCE #PACE #CoE #EU #Brussels #Berlin #Paris #Germany #France #Press #Media #News #Headlines #Poland #Estonia #Latvia #Lithuania #Moldova #Romania #Mastodon #Budapest #Hungary #Rome #Italy #russiaUkraineWar
#12yrInvasionOfUkraine #RussiansAreBabyKillers
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Odaeus (@Odaeus@social.vivaldi.net)
As much as I try to support open source or small software and introduce alternatives to family and friends. It's bugs like this that make it really hard. The #Mastodon iOS client cannot render a timeline reliably.
No, I don't know Swift in order to fix this bug.
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Lunialu (@Lunialu@lgbtqia.space)
Content warning:Nsfw boobs lewd
Just dropped a LOT of fresh content… and I don’t think you’re ready for it 👀🔥
New looks, new vibes… and maybe a side of me you haven’t seen before 😈💋
I’ve been busy — the question is: are you going to keep up? 😉
If you liked what you’ve seen so far…
trust me, it gets way better on my Fansly 😏👇
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Timothyswallehz (@Timothyswallehz@mastodon.social)
Biodiversity protectors Uganda have made it after testing that crops can grow well in Tins so we are to grow more in the Tins.
#gardening #nature #foods #pepper #climatechange #environment #mastodon
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Av8rdan (@Av8rdan@squawk.mytransponder.com)
One of the many things I like about #Mastodon is that it is not filled with trolls, assholes, crypto scams and porn.
But I just went to check my trending hashtags, and guess what, 50 percent of the tags were porn-related. This stuff is not showing up in my timeline, and I can choose to ignore the hashtags, which I do.
But this is a new and rather unsettling trend.
Since there is no algorithm here, it must be an overall look of what the #Fediverse is doing today.
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Timothyswallehz (@Timothyswallehz@mastodon.social)
Even the smallest space can produce meaningful results. Containers, sacks, and vertical gardens make it possible anywhere. Limited space is never a limitation. Creativity makes it work.
#gardening #farming #climatechange #environment #mastodon #creativity
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retareta (@retareta@kolektiva.social)
RE: https://kolektiva.social/@retareta/116370550254098127
#Gaza #Palestine #Donate #HelpGaza #GazaVerified #Mastodon #newMembers #verification #Hope #MyStory #HealthSupport
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Pitico (@Pitico@mastodon.social)
2.368.
E a Marcelle? Ela é uma delas? Não sei. Talvez sim, talvez não. Mas mesmo que não seja, ela está no meu coração. E 2.368 pessoas, por algum motivo, também me colocaram no delas.
Gratidão, Fediverso.
Gratidão, quem me segue.
Gratidão, quem me atura.
E que venham mais.
Nem que seja para ver esse amor dar certo.
Ou para ver o triste fim.
Mas sempre presentes.
🚬💖🐎✨
#PittycoModeOn #2.368 #Mastodon #GratidãoCamponesa
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