mapache (@mapache@hachyderm.io)
đź‘€ If you're reading this, recommend someone you follow who's underrated, brilliant, or just brings joy to your feed.
Then boost this post (or better copy/paste) so others do the same.
No algorithms needed, WE ARE the recommendation engine.
Copy/paste, spread the love. Let's make the timeline brighter.
I recommend @SmartmanApps
#FediTips #FollowFriday #FollowTuesday #Mastodon
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heyla (@heyla@todon.nl)
Y'a aucune raison de pas trouver des moyens de rendre #Mastodon plus facile pour certaines personnes
Ça peut être rendu par une ergonomie différente, voir propulser une grosse instance généraliste et populaire puis meme une app pour son propre serveur/instance afin de rendre ça transparent&facile
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LwaxanaTroi (@LwaxanaTroi@mastodon.social)
If the party gets dull, start telling the truth. Nothing clears a room or starts a fire faster. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
The purr-fect photo does not exist...
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Cats #Catstodon ##CatsOfMastodon #Photos
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #DadJokes
Q: Did you hear about the buffalo who turned 200 years old?
A: It was his bison-tennial.
Q; What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?
A: A booffalo.
Q: What do we learn from cows, buffaloeÄşs, and elephants?
A: It’s impossible to lose weight by eating green grass and salads and walking.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Buffalo #Bison #DadJoke #Puns
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quokka1 (@quokka1@mastodon.au)
Lifted from elsewhere, but made me laugh.
#Australia #Mastodon
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #Joke
Two spies are sitting in an interrogation room. The interrogator sat in front of them and asked for their names.
Spy A says to the other, "Whatever you do, don't say a word."
A few seconds later, Spy B said, "Fdugyop."
Then Spy A looked at Spy B and asked, "What did just say?"
Spy B replied, "Oh sure... When we played scrabble, you said, 'That's not a word,' and NOW it's a word."
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Spies #Interrogation #GaryLarson #TheFarSide #FarSideComics #FarSideComic
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Espionage is a code I can’t crack.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Spies #SecretAgent #SecretAgents #Disguise #MasterOfDisguise #UndercoverAgent
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
I asked the Librarian if she had any books about Paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you...."
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Library #Libraries #Librarians #MontyPython #SpanishInquisition #DadJokes #DadJoke #NobodyExpectsTheSpanishInquisition
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Thoreau (@Thoreau@mas.to)
I need a search function in social media that will allow me to ask "i am looking for this person whose name I don't remember, but they have an profile picture of their face in sepia tones on a giraffe's body holding a baton with a chartreuse background. They look my age or so. Can you find their account, hmm?
Thanks.
#search #Mastodon #NeverRememberNames
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daltux (@daltux@ayom.media)
De fato, testando agora com o perfil #Mastodon, não há menu de emoji personalizado no #Tokodon mesmo, só os do padrão Unicode.
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liztai (@liztai@hachyderm.io)
I support creating an AI agent which will craft an algorithm just for me: “Hi, AI! Please build me a social media algorithm which will recommend me content from non-debate bros/sis who do not engage in binary thinking, ad hominen attacks and are utterly mean, self-righteous people. I want people who share me beautiful things from their lives - it can be on food, their country, their homes! As long as it’s beautiful and lifts my spirit. It can be on any topic. Thank you!”
Come to think of it, it’s kinda stifling that we have to be trapped in a platform’s algorithm, which is fuelled by their self-interest - but it’s “free”, so this is the price, so no point feeling annoyed by it.
Fortunately, we have #Mastodon. I'm so spoiled by it, and yes, my feed is full of beautiful things and equally wounderful people.
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