chillthecat (@chillthecat@mastodon.social)
@inkorrupt Ist #Marcant eigentlich auch auf #Mastodon aktiv? 🤔
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #Joke
Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, a building can’t jump at all.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Turkey #TurkeyDay #DadJokes #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDinner #Holidays #DadJoke #MarkParisi #Lawyers #LawyerJokes
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #Joke
Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?
A: "Wing! Wing!"
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Turkey #TurkeyDay #DadJokes #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDinner #Holidays #DadJoke #Selfies #DuckLips #CellPhones
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #Joke
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Turkey #TurkeyDay #DadJokes #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDinner #Holidays #DadJoke #Aliens #UFOs #UAPs
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2025 (@2025@blog.zaramis.se)
På de stora sociala medierna dominerar de svenska högerextremisterna över vänstern enligt uppgifter i olika vanliga medier. Men jag är faktiskt inte säker på att det är sant. Trots att det alltså inte är säkert att det förhåller sig så ska just denna frågeställning diskuteras på Socialistiskt Forum i Stockholm.
https://blog.zaramis.se/2025/11/11/ar-hogern-verkligen-battre-pa-sociala-medier/
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piraten_muc (@piraten_muc@muenchen.social)
Servus #München!
Gemeinsam mit der UWG #Tierschutz und der #PdH wollen wir #PIRATEN in den Münchner Stadtrat! #KlarmachenZumÄndern
Ab 9. bzw. 10. Dezember brauchen wir dafür aber DICH! Wir benötigen 1000 Unterschriften, persönlich im Amt, wo du für uns Unterschreiben kannst erfährst du hier:
https://muenchen.piratenpartei-bayern.de/holen-wir-uns-1000-unterschriften
Abonniere auch gerne unseren #WahlNewsletter: https://www.uwgtierschutz-pdh.de/newsletter
Und folge uns hier auf #Mastodon
#PiratenMuc #Piraten_Muc #KommunalwahlMUC2026
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item (@item@libera.site)
#Mastodon #Statistics 2025-11-11 14:00 CET
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#Fediverse
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snow (@snow@snowfan.it)
Finalmente il mio #Mastodon cammina da solo, sul nuovo server di #snowfan.it!
Con #masto.host è stato un percorso fantastico, lo consiglierò sempre, ma arriva quel momento in cui vuoi capire davvero cosa succede dietro le quinte.
Ora niente più limiti da 200 GB o processi contati, abbiamo oltre 1 TB di spazio, 24 GB di RAM, 6 core e la libertà di gestire ogni dettaglio… anche gli errori, perché sì, se rompo qualcosa la colpa è solo mia 😅
Il #self-hosting non è per tutti: serve studio, pazienza e voglia di imparare ogni giorno.
Chi preferisce la tranquillità, meglio restare su masto.host.
Ma chi vuole spingersi oltre e dominare la propria istanza…
benvenuto nel lato oscuro dei #sysadmin. ⚡
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p (@p@pixelfed.social)
#sea #blue #water #calm #photography #mastodon #pixelfed #europe #france #ocean #nice #art
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saigengohan (@saigengohan@fedibird.com)
今晩の献立は…
🥟水餃子入りの豆腐チゲ
🪸海藻サラダ
今夜は餃子を入れてボリュームアップした豆腐チゲで晩ごはん
ピリ辛＆コク旨なスープにごはんをダンクして、さらさらーっといただきます
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pooza (@pooza@mstdn.b-shock.org)
43.173.0.0/16 方面はMastodonだけ狙ってるのかな？
まぁ、Misskeyにも来てはいる。
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nando161 (@nando161@partyon.xyz)
I assume the real #MargaretQualley isn't on #tumblr or #mastodon by any chance?
If you are I have your doppleganger fraud scam account trying to #phish for info on my bank account details and drivers license and its a no-brainer to not hand that info out and they don't even have my real name which is also hilarious.
#socialmedia #socialnetwork #phishing #privacy #invasionofprivacy
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