AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #Jokes
Q: What do you call a squad of baby Cupids?
A: An infantry.
Q: What kind of flower should you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: A cauliflower.
Q: What did the chef give to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: A hug and a quiche.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #Valentines #Valentines_Day #HappyValentinesDay #TheOffice #RainnWilson #DwightSchrute
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Katem47 (@Katem47@mastodon.social)
WHO I AM
#illustrator #artist #Illustratore #artista #italy #anime #manga #instagram #tiktok #mastodon
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #Joke
Q: What did the chef give to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: A hug and a quiche.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #Valentines #Valentines_Day #HappyValentinesDay
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #Joke
Q: What kind of flower should you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: A cauliflower!
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #Valentines #Valentines_Day #Groceries #HappyValentinesDay #ValentinesDate
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
When #Genealogists make plans for #ValentinesDay ...
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #Genealogy #Genealogydons #Valentines #Valentines_Day #HappyValentinesDay
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pvonhellermannn (@pvonhellermannn@mastodon.green)
Hello UK #GreenParty members on here: I would really like the Green Party to set up on #Mastodon. Our local party (closed down after last election by somewhat erratic unilateral decision) has just reestablished and it is all X, FB and Insta. I have suggested Mastodon but noone knows it. I will work on it locally but is there any way to take it to the top somehow? Can we get together on here to write an email? Any suggestions welcome. #UKpolitics
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SocraticEthics (@SocraticEthics@mastodon.online)
#BoycottTheOlympics
🛑⚠️Russian terrorist’s war crime attack on Bohodukhiv residents kills three children and one man killed; pregnant woman among injured (PHOTOS, VIDEO, more) https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-ato/4089991-drone-attack-on-bohodukhiv-bodies-of-three-children-and-one-man-recovered-from-under-rubble-pregnant-woman-among-injured.html #Ukraine #Poland #Warsaw #Netherlands #Norway #mastodon #Sweden #Estonia #Latvia #Lithuania #Paris #London #Berlin #Canada #Finland #Brussels #ICC #Denmark #Germany #France #Italy #Cyprus #SouthKorea #Press #News #Media #Japan #US #UK #EU #UnitedStates #UnitedKingdom #EuropeanUnion #Czechia #Romania
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revolt_agent (@revolt_agent@mastodon.social)
En 2026, la surveillance algorithmique ne s'impose plus : elle se rend 'indispensable'. Infrastructures invisibles (Palantir) ou architectures de recommandation toxiques, le contrôle est passé du panoptique à l'algorithmique. Mastodon et le Fediverse restent des zones d'autonomie où le code ne dicte pas la pensée. Protéger ces espaces, c'est protéger nos Admin privileges cognitifs. #Algorithmes #Surveillance #Mastodon #DigitalSovereignty #ReVolt
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nomenloony (@nomenloony@nomenloony.com)
RE: https://mastodon.social/@SydneyJim/116048704456227145
Totally.
"Mastodon is dead" I hear.
That's because there's no algorithm. Until you start following users you're not going to see any posts. Simple!
You get out what you put in. Nothing more. Nothing less. It's a great way to end doomscrolling.
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JazzyMomo (@JazzyMomo@universeodon.com)
Let's make #FediBoobs possible
#FediAss #FediDick #FediDomme #FediPuss #FediNSFW #jazzymomo #Findomme #hardnips #fincucks #boobs #ass
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noctambuloescritorsv (@noctambuloescritorsv@mastodon.world)
Buenas noches pues es muy noche aquí en El Salvador, les comento que esta noche he agregado nuevo episodio en mi #podcast favor escuchar cuando tengan ocasión oportuna, y de poderse compartan lo que opinan sobre lo expresado a través de #redessociales #Enterense #mastodon #fediverse #fediverso #LATAM #latinoamerica #espanol #viral #info #opinion #ultimahora https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episodio-19-noctambulo-escritor-sv-nayib-y-el-consejo-de-paz-de-donald-trump-costoso-club-politico-o-alineamiento-de-figuras-despoticas--69966188
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LwaxanaTroi (@LwaxanaTroi@mastodon.social)
A 'relic'? Please. Mr. Scott is simply seasoned. A man who can keep his atoms in a transporter buffer for 75 years clearly has staying power! And he detests synthehol! Finally, a drinking partner who understands that a hangover is just the price of a life well-lived. Stop hoarding the Aldebaran whiskey, Jean-Luc. Pour a round for the adults! #LwaxanaTroi #Relics #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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