#linkedin #experts in #madeuptitles #lol #meme

Why 2025 was hell for job hunters
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.vox.com/money/473182/jobs-hiring-economy-us-market-linkedin

#Microsoft denies rewriting #Windows11 using #AI after an employee’s “one engineer, one month, one million #code” post on #LinkedIn causes outrage
Dear #LinkedIn, it’s Christmas Day. For the love of god, you don’t need to send me e-mails about job vacancies every two hours. Sod off and leave me in peace to consume my own bodyweight in buck’s fizz and pigs in blankets.
How to Build a High-Converting LinkedIn Funnel Using Automation https://visualmodo.com/how-to-build-a-high-converting-linkedin-funnel-using-automation/ 🔌🔗💡 #Converting #LinkedIn #Funnel #Automation
This is why I say LinkedIn feels like a mental institution.
#LinkedIn #LinkedInLunatics #AI

Mensen die vastzitten op #LinkedIn kunnen wel een paar opbeurende 💕 hartjes onder de riem gebruiken, in wat daar allemaal op die #timeline rondspookt aan #AI #bot gedruis..
Het mensenversum zit gelukkig hier. Op het vrije #fediversum. 💪

Hier der Präsident der Bundesnetzagentur auf #Linkedin https://www.linkedin.com/posts/klaus-m%C3%BCller-a4a283296_einreiseverbote-dsa-plattformen-activity-7409512176023085056-OqrA
Một tiện ích mở rộng mới giúp tự động hóa hoàn toàn việc ứng tuyển trên LinkedIn, tiết kiệm thời gian cho bạn! Người tạo đã dùng thử và nhận được vài lời mời phỏng vấn. Hiện bản beta đang tìm kiếm phản hồi để cải thiện và sẽ có tính năng tự động tùy chỉnh CV trong tương lai.
#LinkedIn #JobApplication #Automation #ChromeExtension #Tech #Tuyendung #Ungtuyen #Tudonghoa
https://www.reddit.com/r/SaaS/comments/1pulmj8/fully_automated_linkedin_application_extension/
Porsche Werbung¹. Wenn du schon keine Work-Life-Balance hast, wenigstens Work-Drive-Balance, damit die Stunden im Stau zumindest Prestige behaftet sind.
¹ nicht ausgedacht. Realität.

Nah. It won't make any sense.
It used to be the case that the probability of the languages sought by the text of the listing matching what languages the job actually entailed was a function roughly inversely proportional to the number of recruitment agency rewrites and the desperation of the employer.
In these days of LLM-written job listings, it's going to be a complex function dependent from whether the language model autocompletes the skills requirements with highest probability for C#/.NET, for C++/Python, or for something else such as Java/Scala.
We're going to be pining for the days when recruiters did things like think that COM was a programming language, or that SQL was transferrable to VHDL because they both end in 'L'. (-:
#Microsoft #BusinessBollocks #LinkedIn #recruitment #LLMs #AISlop