HarveyEsq (@HarveyEsq@mastodon.world)
After he was asked “Are aliens real?”, Obama said: “They're real but I haven't seen them.” He went on: “They're not being kept at Area 51."
So, Taco said that Obama revealed Top Secret classified information by suggesting aliens are real. And Taco is going to declassify the XFiles, so he can convict Obama of treason. #Touché
[NO. They are being deported by ICE. Why do think there been so many StarLink launches, lately?]
#Mastodon #Saturday #Trump #taco #Obama #uspol
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item (@item@libera.site)
#Mastodon #Statistics 2026-02-22 06:00 CET
Number of active instances: 10 502
Number of users: 10 370 714
Number of statuses: 1 169 526 594
Number of users last 4h: -228
Number of statuses last 4h: 28 604
Help me keep stats and server running! 💻📊 Even a small monthly contribution makes a big difference. Support here: #^https://www.patreon.com/FediverseStatistics 🙏
#Fediverse
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FriendofBernie (@FriendofBernie@mastodon.social)
I can log in to mastodon with the phone, but logging in with desktop — no change in password - has stopped working. Sent email to mastodon social, confirmed details, no further reply after several days.
Switch to another instance?
#fediverse #mastodon
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echo_xc (@echo_xc@mastodon.social)
September 2026 onwards, development for the Android platform will no longer be possible without mandatory registration with Google.
This registration process requires:
Payment of a developer fee
Submission of government-issued identification
Disclosure of the developer’s private app signing key
Declaration of all current and future application identifiers
Visit the website given below to respond to these challenges.
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LwaxanaTroi (@LwaxanaTroi@mastodon.social)
Mr. Homn has consumed three bottles of Kanar and is currently winning a drinking contest against a Cardassian. He hasn't said a word, just keeps knocking them back. That's my valet! 🥂 #LwaxanaTroi #HomnWins #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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Kitsunerose (@Kitsunerose@mastodon.social)
Lmao movie night 😂🦈
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#mastodon #funny #movie
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deskJet95 (@deskJet95@ohai.social)
If I were really, really trying to be persuasive to my target audience here, I would be making a Truth Social account and posting the link to it there instead of this #Mastodon page, which no one in the county reads (or possibly on planet Earth), but there are some sacrifices I'm just not willing to make!
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salty_stuff1256 (@salty_stuff1256@mastodon.social)
Some people think Marriage is a meme still trending since centuries #marriage #trending #meme #mastodon
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planetafuracao (@planetafuracao@mastodon.social)
#Mastodon vai crescer. O povo gosta de ver mídia, vai precisar de tera, bastante terabyte.
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planetafuracao (@planetafuracao@mastodon.social)
#Mastodon users: You are forgetting to use hashtags to index, list your content on the #feed.
For example, this last hashtag has only 6 in total, it's a very small volume.
We suggest using a hashtag in all your publications.
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planetafuracao (@planetafuracao@mastodon.social)
Usuários do #Mastodon: Vocês estão esquecendo de utilizar hashtag para indexar, listar seu conteúdo no #feed.
Por exemplo, essa última hashtag tem apenas 6 ao total, é um volume muito pequeno.
Fica a sugestão de utilizar hashtag em todas as suas publicações.
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