GillesLeCorre2 (@GillesLeCorre2@toot.aquilenet.fr)
Salut le #mastodon
C'est mercredi, tavu ?
Tout va mal et on nous annonce pire.
Les dits «économistes» prévoient la fin du monde pour demain et semblent y trouver un grand plaisir, sans doute ont-ils un plan pour y échapper.
Qu'y pouvons nous ? à peu près rien, le monde est dirigé par des dingues qui se foutent éperdument de nous, la course à l'abîme les amuse.
Alors aimons nous, prenons plaisir à contempler le ciel et les fleurs tant qu(il y en a, la vie est un don gratuit.
🤗 ✊ 🥰
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adfclangenhagen (@adfclangenhagen@mastodon.social)
@botNdrHamburgNews
Kein Bock aufs Warten?
Dann aktiviere JETZT Plan B:
https://langenhagen.adfc.de/neuigkeit/der-soundsovielte-uestra-streik-mach-dein-fahrrad-fit
Hash's:
#Uestra #Bus #Bahn #Streik #Resilienz #resilient #Fahrrad #Radfahren #Preis #Kosten #Nutzen #Analyse #Umwelt #Klima #Verkehrswende #CO2 #ADFC #ADFCLangenhagen #Radverkehr #Polizei #Mastodon #Search #User #Google #Bing #ChatGTP #KI #AI #Perplexity #Copilot #Gemini #Windows #Apple
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adfclangenhagen (@adfclangenhagen@mastodon.social)
Kein Bock aufs Warten?
Dann aktiviere JETZT Plan B:
https://langenhagen.adfc.de/neuigkeit/der-soundsovielte-uestra-streik-mach-dein-fahrrad-fit
Hash's:
#Uestra #Bus #Bahn #Streik #Resilienz #resilient #Fahrrad #Radfahren #Preis #Kosten #Nutzen #Analyse #Umwelt #Klima #Verkehrswende #CO2 #ADFC #ADFCLangenhagen #Radverkehr #Polizei #Mastodon #Search #User #Google #Bing #ChatGTP #KI #AI
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sayunu (@sayunu@mofu.kemo.no)
前述の五件のアカウントを停止しました。どれも「使い捨てメール」なのでドメインブロックに追加しました。
・ thailandescortspage — inctart.com, MX mail.temporary-mail.net, 202.8.105.163
・ aussietopescorts — nqmo.com, MX smtp.mail.cx, 202.8.105.166
・ assortlist — mailnesia.com, MX mailnesia.com, 202.8.105.166
・ marsillpost — nqmo.com, MX smtp.mail.cx, 46.232.49.164
・ indonesiaescortshub — nqmo.com, MX smtp.mail.cx, IP 記録なし
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denkstrom (@denkstrom@mastodon.social)
57 Tage gestrandet in der falschen See. Gestern schwamm Wal Timmy von selbst in die Rettungsbarge, jetzt ist er auf dem Weg in den Atlantik.
https://denkstrom.org/artikel/buckelwal-timmy-transport-nordsee-2026/
#Gesellschaft #Bildung #Soziales #News #Press #Nachrichten #Fediverse #Mastodon #Deutschland
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #Joke
Completed in 1856, #BigBen was designed by architects Charles Barry and Augustus Welby Pugin and took 13 years to build.
...Which is crazy long, considering they were working around the clock.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #KingCharles #KingCharlesIII #Royalty #RoyalFamily #KingCharlesVisit #MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail #MontyPython #TheHolyHandGrenadeOfAntioch
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saigengohan (@saigengohan@fedibird.com)
大好きな食べる削り節を贅沢にのっけたおかかごはんで軽めのランチ
休日ぞ…
#mastodon
#fedibird
#japanesefood
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #Joke
My friend is such a big fan of the Royal family, that each of his four sons is named after a king: Henry, George, Charles... and Burger.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #KingCharles #KingCharlesIII #Royalty #RoyalFamily #KingCharlesVisit
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item (@item@libera.site)
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#Fediverse
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lindasgoluppiart (@lindasgoluppiart@mastodonapp.uk)
Good morning. Buongiorno. Guten morgen. Bore da.
#Mastodon
#Fediverse
#LindaSgoluppiArt
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #DadJokes
Q: What do you call a flying monkey?
A: A hot air baboon.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #Monkeys #MonkeysOfMastodon #Monkey #InappropriateHumor
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: How do April flowers kiss?
A: With their tulips.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #PawnStars #April #SpringWeather #MidwestUS #USMidwestWeather #Midwest #Illinois #Weather #Flowers #SpringFlowers
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