AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
A: A life gourd.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Autumn #Pumpkins #PumpkinSpice #Pumpkin #DadJokes #DadJoke #Puns #Pun #PumpkinSpiceLattes
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
I'm starting to really getting into the Thanksgiving spirit... I've given the bird to lots of people in the last week or so.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Autumn #Pumpkins #PumpkinSpice #Pumpkin #DadJokes #DadJoke #ForrestGump #TomHanks #BubbaGumpShrimp #MykeltiWilliamson
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #Joke
Q: Why do pumpkins sit on people's porches? A: They have no hands to knock on the door.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Autumn #Pumpkins #PumpkinSpice #Pumpkin #DadJokes #DadJoke
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #Joke
Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Autumn #Pumpkins #PumpkinSpice #Pumpkin #DadJokes #DadJoke #Puns #Pun
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A: Squash.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Autumn #Pumpkins #PumpkinSpice #Pumpkin #DadJokes #DadJoke
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dalstroka (@dalstroka@snabelen.no)
Heeeey! Jill #Rettbergs Senter for digitale fortelljingar er på #Mastodon: https://fediscience.org/@cdn #norsk #universitet
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LwaxanaTroi (@LwaxanaTroi@mastodon.social)
If the universe wanted you to be ordinary, would it have gone to all that trouble to make you you? ✨ #LwaxanaTroi #BeExtraordinary #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #TNG #DS9 #Mastodon
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reallyflygreg (@reallyflygreg@mstdn.ca)
Recommendations for Mastodon apps. I use Tusky a lot, but now that my instance lets me Boost or Quote toots, it doesn't seem to support quoting. Maybe this feature is in the pipeline?
#mastodon #mastodonapps #tuskyapp #tusky
https://www.pcmag.com/picks/best-mastodon-apps?test_uuid=03iF1uOjHbmoZSTXr58OMhT&test_variant=A#
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yukonmakesgames (@yukonmakesgames@mastodon.social)
how do you guys effectively get spammy content out of your feeds?
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JazzyKindaFella (@JazzyKindaFella@zirk.us)
Cars are being repossessed at a higher rate than ever. Pawn shops are booming. GoFundMe's for groceries and rent are shooting up. These are all economic warning signs now "flashing bright red."
https://x.com/BTnewsroom/status/1985494182215958663
#welfarenotwarfare
#usa #us #health #tech #poverty #palestine
#labor #democracy #tiktok #unitedstates #education #security #socialjustice #humanrights #homeless #nokings #jillstein #zohranmamdani #kshamasawant #classwar #antifascism #protest #mastodon
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transicorn (@transicorn@mastodon.social)
@Raccoon @keith @homegrown In terms of growth and getting more folks on #Mastodon to overall make it more diverse, any instances choosing to #defederate are only actively hurting the #network and ensuring that outsiders may be less inclined to join them, or leave once they experienced that when they wanted a diverse network with reach...
There will be less diversity in users, and less users overall for the sake of small instances doing this.
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JazzyKindaFella (@JazzyKindaFella@zirk.us)
Israeli medics are systematically mass r*ping female patients in psychiatric mental hospital wards.
900 cases of SA in 3 years.
They abused greta thunberg. Netanyahu admitted they abuse prisoners.
Anyone who supports this colony supports eviI.
https://x.com/AdameMedia/status/1985760435962777842
#Gaza #Palestine #Genocide #geopolitics #tiktok #cdnpoli #canada #usa #freePalestine #GazaGenocide #StopGenocide #palestina #DismantleZionism
#stopthegenocide #mastodon #health #women #rape #eu #uk #spain #ireland #france
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