AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
"Marked safe from Nakatomi Plaza today."
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #ChristmasTrees #DieHardIsAChristmasMovie #BruceWillis #DieHard
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AnneTheWriter1 (@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com)
Bonus #Joke
Q: What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: You get tinsel-itis.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #ChristmasTrees #MarkParisi
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BasementDweller3000 (@BasementDweller3000@mas.to)
Is it possible for a Mastodon post to have invisible hashtags? I keep seeing porn in my feed from a user I don't follow. Their posts don't have any hashtags visible either so I don't see how they could be in my feed because of a hashtag I follow.
The account is from a Lemmy server if that's relevant. #mastodon #lemmy
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articlebillionaire2 (@articlebillionaire2@mastodon.social)
☠️Yᴏᴜ_ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴀ Dʀᴇᴀᴍ_ Tʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ Dɪꜱᴄɪᴘʟɪɴᴇ ɪɴ Mᴏᴛɪᴏɴ.✨☠️....._LuxuryLife
#luxury #luxurytravel #billionaires #BillionDollarBrandClub #billionairemindset #dreams #motivation #vibes #success #viralvideo #mastodon
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LwaxanaTroi (@LwaxanaTroi@mastodon.social)
They'll call you 'unrealistic' when you refuse to shrink to fit their little boxes. Darling, that's not unrealistic - it's evolutionary. #LwaxanaTroi #Evolve #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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DoomsdaysCW (@DoomsdaysCW@kolektiva.social)
My brain is so happy! I have a couple of translation projects (suggested by folks on #Mastodon) to pursue! I so love it here!
#AudHD #ND #HistoryGeek #AncientLanguages #HappyBrain!
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ishii00141 (@ishii00141@mastodon.social)
#Mastodon v4.6.0-nightly.2025-12-02
あっ、ハッシュタグで検索して「すべて」に「ユーザー」「ハッシュタグ」「投稿」とあるのだけど、「投稿」にはハッシュタグ検索の結果は含まれてないんだ…。一番古い投稿が2024年11月17日だと、今気がついた。
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sjn (@sjn@chaos.social)
@semifor maybe try the #Mastodon bookmark feature?
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HarveyEsq (@HarveyEsq@mastodon.world)
"#Trump pardons Russia-linked fraudster just 12 days into a 7-year-sentence for defrauding THOUSANDS of people of $1.6 billion!"
"Trump pardons a New Yorker, who was convicted of securities and wire fraud charges as part of a gigantic scam."
"Trump pardoned a drug lord responsible for trafficking hundreds of tons of cocaine into the country."
[After the lost of treasure and blood, if we do capture Maduro, how long will it be before #Taco pardons him, too.]
#Mastodon #Tuesday #war #Venezuela
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steter (@steter@mastodon.stevesworld.co)
I might roll back to v4.4 of mastodon. Does that get rid of the "Post pending" insults?
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JohnRoss7 (@JohnRoss7@mastodon.social)
📍
Another year wiser, another trip around the sun —
with God walking right beside me, guiding my every step.
Cheers to a brand-new chapter!
#BirthdayBoy #AnotherTripAroundTheSun
#AnotherYearWiser #GodByMySide
#BlessedAndGrateful #GodsGuidance
#FaithOverFear #NewChapter
#Mastodon
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profoundlynerdy (@profoundlynerdy@bitbang.social)
Does anyone here use tut as their Mastodon client of choice? Any customization tips? For those not familiar, see <https://tut.anv.nu/>. Forgive the color scheme that thinks its CGA, that's the first thing I fixed.
#Mastodon #askfedi
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