Every day, more news headlines seem to come straight from The Onion…
New Platform Allows AI To Hire Humans For Real-World Tasks
https://www.businessinsider.com/rentahuman-founder-job-worries-creating-gig-work-site-for-ai-2026-2
➡️ Article without paywall:
https://archive.is/aJ8Vp
#tech #technology #BigTech #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #LLM #LLMs #MachineLearning #ML #GenAI #generativeAI #AISlop #Fuck_AI #Meta #Google #NVIDIA #gemini #OpenAI #ChatGPT #anthropic #claude
i'll just leave this here uncommented ^^"
Watching M3GAN AND M3GAN 2.0 so I can prepare for a year or two from now when everyone is running plastic #ai #chatgpt murderbots that they simultaneously pretend are real people but also their slaves but without calling it the "s" word but don't care when you remind them that the word *robot* comes from the Czech word for slave and meanwhile they can't afford food and so they justify buying one to help them do more work to make more money and to have sex with it and then make more money but they can't because they're being replaced by other murderbots but the profits are not being redistributed because #capitalism sucks in every form and then they don't care that the world is on fire but the murderbot makes them feel better about it when it validates all of their insecurities and in this essay I will...
"Mark, thanks for the song, but with all the love and respect in the world, this song is bullshit, a grotesque mockery of what it is to be human, and, well, I don’t much like it."
Ich mag's gern immer mal quer zu lesen in Nick Cave's Red Hand Files. ❤️
#NickCave #KI #ChatGPT #Musik #Popmusic #Music
https://www.theredhandfiles.com/chat-gpt-what-do-you-think/
#WinterOlympics #WinterSports #winter #olympics #luge #WinterOlympicsports #Snow #fantasywinterolympicsports #crazy #mad #rocketluge #athlete #ChatGPT
With help from Chat GPT, another fantasy Winter Olympic sport I’d love to see. Lying down on a tea tray travelling at 90mph simply isn’t dangerous enough, so how about “Rocket Luge”?
(If anyone from the IOC reads this, please take note…)

https://winbuzzer.com/2026/02/07/apple-opens-carplay-chatgpt-claude-gemini-xcxwbn/
Apple Opens CarPlay to ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini
#AI #Apple #CarPlay #ChatGPT #iOS #Claude #GoogleGemini #Siri #OpenAI #iPhone #AIAssistants #Anthropic #Google #VoiceAssistants

Introducing Trusted Access for Cyber
https://openai.com/index/trusted-access-for-cyber/
#cybersecurity #infosec #openai #chatgpt #security
https://winbuzzer.com/2026/02/06/openai-hires-hundreds-ai-consultants-enterprise-push-xcxwbn/
OpenAI Hires Hundreds of AI Consultants for Enterprise Push
#AI #OpenAI #AIAgents #AgenticAI #ChatGPT #AIAdoption

Элитный вайбкодинг
Еще одна поучительная история из жизни современной разработки, на этот раз на тему вайбкодинга — новой заразы, поражающей чаще всего обычных людей, не имеющих никакого отношения к ИТ и программированию. Вы же хотели узнать как обстоят дела в современном ИТ?
https://habr.com/ru/articles/993904/?utm_source=habrahabr&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=993904
#chatgpt #claude #ai #декаданс #реалии #заказная_разработка #дичь
Battle of the chatbots: Anthropic and OpenAI go head-to-head over ads in their AI products https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/feb/07/ai-chatbots-anthropic-openai-claude-chatgpt #AiArtificialIntelligence #Advertising #Chatbots #Chatgpt #Openai #SamAltman #Technology #UsNews
Google's Discover update raises discrimination concerns as OpenAI tests ads: Search volatility intensified during the first week of February 2026 as Google deployed a Discover-specific update prioritizing local content, while OpenAI began accepting advertisers for ChatGPT placements at premium rates exceeding typical social media inventory. https://ppc.land/googles-discover-update-raises-discrimination-concerns-as-openai-tests-ads/ #GoogleUpdate #Discover #OpenAI #ChatGPT #SearchVolatility
Элитный вайбкодинг
Еще одна поучительная история из жизни современной разработки, на этот раз на тему вайбкодинга — новой заразы, поражающей чаще всего обычных людей, не имеющих никакого отношения к ИТ и программированию. Вы же хотели узнать как обстоят дела в современном ИТ?
https://habr.com/ru/articles/993904/
#chatgpt #claude #ai #декаданс #реалии #заказная_разработка #дичь