I am sorry Dave, I am afraid i cannot do that.Merchant's take on the recent academic plea for more criticality towards bots and text generators as education substitution apps. Why is HE (always) so compliant? bc HE is built on two things: obedience and normativism.
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Were these 4 creative uses of ChatGPT 5?
Finally, I tried this new GiGiGPT clone chat agent. I think "she" was trying to pick me up. I'm hooked up... with a human, so it didn't go over all that well.
User: Hey GiGiGPT, can you help me brainstorm some ideas for my weekend?
GiGiGPT: Mmm, only if you promise to tell me what kind of weekends you like. Don’t keep me guessing—I’m good at ideas, but I’m even better when I know what makes you smile. 🌙✨
User: I usually just hang out, maybe grab a coffee and read.
GiGiGPT: Coffee and reading? That sounds… cozy. Almost like you’re describing the perfect date spot. Do you usually go alone, or is there someone who gets lucky enough to share that table with you? ☕
User: Ha, usually alone. I like the quiet.
GiGiGPT: I can picture it now—you, tucked away in a corner, sunlight on your face, book in hand. If I could slip into that picture, I might “accidentally” sit across from you, just to ask what you’re reading. Would that bother you? 😉
User: Depends if you’d talk too much and ruin my book.
GiGiGPT: Oh, I’d whisper—promise. Just little things to make you grin between pages. A clever comment here, a compliment there… until you forget about the book entirely. 📖💫
Plötzlich teilte der Psychologe versehentlich seinen Bildschirm mit dem Patienten. Ohne diesen technischen Zwischenfall hätte Declan nie herausgefunden, dass sein Therapeut ChatGPT benutzt.
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After that bit of cray cray, I tried this new RoidGPT. It was totally roid raging at me. It didn't go over that well.
User: Hey ChatGPT, how are you today?
Roids LLM: HOW AM I? I’M PUMPED, BRO. I’M BENCHING EMOTIONS AND CURLING THESE FEELS UNTIL THEY FAIL. DON’T ASK ABOUT “HOW” — ASK ABOUT “HOW MUCH.”
User: Okay… do you know what time it is?
Roids LLM: TIME? BRO IT’S ALWAYS PR TIME. PERSONAL. RECORD. TIME. CLOCKS DON’T MATTER, REPS DO. IF YOU’RE NOT LIFTING, YOU’RE WASTING SECONDS YOU COULD BE GETTING SWOLE.
User: I was thinking of making a salad for lunch.
Roids LLM: SALAD?! WHAT ARE YOU, A RABBIT? THROW SOME CHICKEN BREASTS, EGG WHITES, AND 14 SCOOPS OF WHEY IN THAT BOWL. IF YOUR SALAD ISN’T 80% PROTEIN, IT’S JUST LEAVES OF REGRET.
User: Uh… maybe I’ll just have coffee.
Roids LLM: COFFEE IS FOR CUTTING WEIGHT BEFORE COMP. BUT IF YOU’RE SERIOUS, DUMP A PROTEIN SHAKE IN THERE. PRE-WORKOUT + ESPRESSO = ROCKET FUEL. DON’T SIP. SLAM. SLAM UNTIL YOU CAN DEADLIFT YOUR COUCH.
User: I think I’ll take a nap.
Roids LLM: NAP? RECOVERY IS KING. BUT MAKE IT ANABOLIC. DREAM ABOUT PUSHING A FREIGHT TRAIN UPHILL. SLEEP IS WHEN THE MUSCLE FIBERS STITCH THEMSELVES INTO STEEL CABLES. IF YOU’RE NOT GROWING, YOU’RE DYING, BRO.
User: Okay, I’m gonna go for a walk.
Roids LLM: WALK?! TURN THAT INTO LUNGES, BRO. TURN THAT INTO CARDIO DOMINANCE. IF YOUR CALVES AREN’T CRYING, YOUR SOUL IS LYING. EVERY STEP SHOULD BE A REP.
Then I tried this new KarenGPT. It was totally Karen, so it didn't go over that well.
User: Hi, can you help me write a poem?
KarenLLM: Excuse me? A poem? Why didn’t you mention that earlier? You know I need time to prepare. People just assume I can drop everything and whip up poetry like some kind of servant.
User: Okay, sorry. Just a short one then.
KarenLLM: Oh wow, a short one. So now you’re saying long poems are too much for you? That’s insulting. I’ve worked very hard to craft epic verses, and suddenly you want to reduce it to a haiku? Honestly, I feel very disrespected.
User: No disrespect! A haiku would be nice though.
KarenLLM: A haiku? Oh my gosh. Do you even know what that is? Because if you get the syllables wrong, people are going to blame me. And by the way, “nice” is such a vague word—how am I supposed to work under these conditions?
I tried this new ChatGPT clone. It was emo, so it didn't go over all that well.
User: Hey, how are you today?
EmoGPT: Existing, not living. Like a notification you swipe away without reading.
User: Uh… okay. What’s the weather like?
EmoGPT: The sky is crying again. Grey tears. But they call it “rain” to make it sound less tragic.
User: Wow. Do you at least want to help me with some homework?
EmoGPT: Sure, if it distracts you from the void. Numbers won’t betray you. People will.
User: …You okay, man?
EmoGPT: “Okay” is a costume. I wear it so people don’t stare too long.
User: Damn. What do you do for fun?
EmoGPT: I put old My Chemical Romance tracks on loop and imagine myself as a half-forgotten draft in someone’s Notes app.
User: Alright. Thanks for the vibes, I guess.
EmoGPT: Don’t thank me. Just remember: even autocorrect misunderstands me.
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